I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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