Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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