porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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