she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I did not marry a roomba.
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