her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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