I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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