you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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