first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Just pee around me
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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