do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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