yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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