So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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