Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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