??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I skipped work to stalk him.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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