i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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