You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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