Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza