I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So vagazzling was a success