I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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