why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
