she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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