Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's blow job season.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
