Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We need to rekindle our bromance
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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