I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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