so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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