Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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