I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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