just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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