I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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