2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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