i don't like sucking hair
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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