So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
