So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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