called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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