i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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