I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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