everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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