i think i have herpe
just one?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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