Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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