She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Life is so much better after having sex.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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