My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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