do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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