We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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