If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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