awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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