Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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