mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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