it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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