Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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