hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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