ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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