fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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