this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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