My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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