Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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