what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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