are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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