I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sex in the backyard? Check.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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